Scene: 20-something male and female (hard to get Israeli) in a bar in Tel-Aviv. Guy is attempting to flirt with girl. Dialogue occurs in Hebrew.
Guy: Hey, how's it going?
Girl: (Bluntly, not really asking) What?
Guy: I'm on Birthright and just got here. What should I get us?
Girl: Us? I already have a drink.
Guy: Sorry my Hebrew isn't too good. Can you help me order?
Girl: Fine what do you want?
Guy: Whatever you're having, which would be...?
Girl: Maccabbi Goldstar. Momo! The american wants a beer!
(Momo brings a beer to the guy)
Guy: How much?
Girl: Nonononononononono. Put it on my tab Momo. This is my welcome to Israel gift to you. Tonight you experience the holy land the way it is meant to be experienced.
Guy: Great! How can I thank you.
Girl: Just keep talking.
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